Maybe audiences aren’t clamoring for an updated adaptation of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for glossiness and bloat. And yet, one must admit: his lavishly upholstered vampire romance has ambition and panache – and amid its theatrical camp, I might just favor to it to Eggers’s dignified recent take of Nosferatu. Odd details emerge, such as a scene that looks like it presents a territorial boundary between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz plays a clever but beleaguered man of the church pursuing the undead – I can’t believe he hasn’t played such a part earlier – who arrives in Paris in 1889 to mark the 100th anniversary of the French Revolution. Likewise present is the malevolent vampire count, brought to life by the expert in grotesque roles Caleb Landry Jones using a distorted Eastern European tone similar to the voice of Gru by Steve Carell in the Despicable Me films. It’s a role suits him perfectly.
The plot unfolds as follows: Dracula has wandered endlessly the globe in anguish for 400 years following his rise as one of the undead, a consequence for his irreligious grief following the loss of his spouse Elisabeta (an inaugural screen appearance for Zoë Bleu, daughter of Rosanna Arquette). the vampire has looked tirelessly for a lady who might be the return of his departed beloved. As ill fortune would have it, the chosen woman turns out to be Mina (again played by Bleu), the demure fiancee of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (Ewens Abid), who has recently been to the vampire’s estate to negotiate his property portfolio and the small picture of the charming Mina caught the count’s hooded eye.
Besson organizes Dracula’s second-act backstory of international journeys wearing flamboyant outfits skillfully, and he doesn’t shy away from giving us funny bits reminiscent of Mel Brooks – for example the count’s repeated and futile attempts to commit suicide post-Elisabeta’s demise, along with farcical scenes that occur when Dracula sprays himself in a certain perfume during the 1700s in Florence, which makes him unavoidably attractive to females. Ridiculous and watchable.
Dracula is available digitally beginning on the first of December and in disc format from December 22nd. It screens in Australian cinemas beginning on the fifth of February, 2026.
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